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Heavenly Sword review: This game is 10 years old and sometimes you can tell.     Title: Heavenly Sword   Initial release: 12 th   September  2007   Platforms: PS3   Fun F act: You can shoot people in the bum and they grab their  buttocks .   Ninja Theory is a development team that I am quite the fan of, though they don't have many games the ones they do have are generally well regarded, their most notable work is  DmC - that game people got annoyed at but I think it's better than the original games- Enslaved, a game I feel like I've played but I'm not sure,  Hellblade ; their most current game that I still need to play; and most recently, Heavenly Sword- a game that I am very nostalgic for because it was one of the first games I had for the PS3. That I couldn't play because it was way too hard for little me but my dad played it and I think he finished it. So, how does this ten year old game hold...

Horizon Zero Dawn review: Horizon Zero Pawn, HU HA. Actually, wait there is probably porn of this... Yup- fuck!   Title: Horizon Zero Dawn Release: 28th February 2017 Only PS4 (sadly)  I think that is possibly the worst title I've ever came up with. For now.   I think the PS4 may, possibly, be the best console- not ever, obviously- but of this generation, it's not even the best console hardware wise, personally I think that's the Switch cause that shit is cool, my point being is the PS4 is the best console cause it's got so many really good games and HZD is definitely one of those games. Xbox one had  Recore , yeah that game (plus also all Xbox games also end up on PC making the Xbox more redundant). And I do know there are loads of great PC games that aren't on console but I'm not talking about that because, it wouldn't fit the review and a PC is not a console or a console isn't a PC. Apparently. I am actually against conso...